Sebastion

Today's coffee date. He's a raver and a retail slut. The only piece of furniture in his apartment is a bunk bed.

Aaron

He's a web designer and a skater. His right hand was all bloody when we met because he crashed while doing some trick. More on him to come..

Anthony

We met at Starbucks. Said he'd done runway for Dolce & Gabbana. Yadda yadda.

Barclay

Barclay reminded me of an Abercrombie model. This was his first photo shoot. The one on the couch was taken in my apartment during a break.. we were both kinda tired and I was looking through the camera and he just turned and looked right into the lens. Think it's my favorite.

Cameron

The 3rd Door

So anyway, I chose Door #3 which didn't exist until yesterday. That means Brian and I are both moving back to LA but we’re not going to live together. We’ve been around the block a few times to realize what a potential buzz killer that could be and neither of us are lesbians so it was a no-brainer.

I have to leave immediately so Brian is moving into my apartment in Portland for a couple weeks until the movers arrive (his current roommate is psychotic). In the meantime, I’ll be staying at my friend’s house in Venice until I find my own place.

I think I’m gonna try the West Side this time which is basically a foreign country if you lived in Hollywood for 12 years (driving from Weho to Venice in rush hour traffic is a special kind of pain, believe me).

Brian gave his two-week notice at work and will be moving into an artist loft in Downtown LA near Little Tokyo (my old hangout - anyone remember Al’s Bar?). A superhotty designer friend of his from NYC lives there with his BF and they have an extra room/studio.

We’re both pretty excited. Portland's been nice but it feels like rehab and you know what Amy Winehouse says about that. No No No. Time to get back into the jungle and stir some shit up.

Unfortunately, due to the move, the new job, the travel, this blog will be going on ice for a while. But I have big plans for Wilde American. Muy grande plans. Plans that include much more original content. Yes, I’m planning on taking my Boy Perve to new levels of perviness in a multimedia-esque kinda way.

I’ve been debating which pic I should leave you with during my hiatus. Should it be just another hairless sixpack? Another cute face? No. I wanted something contemplative. Something not obvious. Something that represents the unknown future. With sunglasses.

Choices

A really amazing, life-changing, opportunity has presented itself. It basically boils down to this:

Door #1 - Move back to LA and make lots of money.
Door #2 - Stay in Portland with Brian, my new boyfriend.

I have to choose by Friday.